Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
"Don't you take my pretzels away from me!" - Kevin McGehee
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
Michael King:
"Yell at me, will ya, Al... just stand still a minute! I'll teach ya to lie and yell at me..."
Rodney Dill:
Drudgereport developing... John Kerry messes with Texas.
"Go get my coffee right now, Condi, or I'll punch you again girl."
Kevin McGehee:
"Plant a kiss on your baby? Oh, I thought you asked me to plant one on your kisser! Sorry 'bout that. Call me when your jaw heals up."
"...and that's when McCain finally said uncle and agreed not to be Kerry's running mate."
"I am the greatest! George Dubya B! I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!"
Rochelle Smith:
Youins better watch out; better not pout.. better not cry or... you go to war and lie ...that's no lie !!
Thanks to all who entered. Please see the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
The Blue Oyster Cult classic, was nearly named "Don't Fear the Leaper" but the band could not figure out how to work in the cowbell with four babies. - Rodney Dill
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
Kevin McGehee:
"...able to leap four babies in a single bound! Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Au Pair Man!!!"
New Olympic sport: Huggie™ Hurdles.
The life of an on-foot courier turns out to be more interesting than many people think. While other couriers have to deal with potholes and unpredictable traffic...
William Fowler:
In an effort to stem phobia from his Quadruplets, Bob combined open space witch doctor long jumping gravity defying while placed on a mattress on an airport landing strip. Unfortunately the overhead 737 engines blaring did little to distract the kids from the fear they now have if hairy assed men hovering over their faces.... scarred for life.
Rodney Dill:
Dr. Schnidley shows off his new 'late term abortion' tecnique that has been SCOTUS approved.
Morton, the inventor of the 'bab-o-line' showing of his new innovation.
All in all the sport of baby jumping has drawn less detractors than that of baby juggling.
The David Letterman segment, "What happens if you drop a man in a weirdo chicken outfit onto four babies on a mattress," went over about as good as most of Rodney Dill's captions.
In the Polish Steeplechase, Wilkowski, cleared the last baby jump but forgot about the open manhole cover.
Answer to that age old question. "How do you make a dead baby jump?"
Chicken Teriyaki, World's oldest Kamikaze Pilot, still trying to eliminate "Demon Round-eyes" from the world.
Thanks to all who entered. Please see the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
"It's not a tumor!" - Jeffrey Harris
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
Jon Henke:
"Despite hours spent watching Yu-Gi-Oh, little San never really had a chance."
Kevin McGehee:
"Sumo Eye for the Pipsqueak Guy"
Jeffrey Harris:
The Dynamic Duo: Fatman & the boy wonders how he got himself into this...
William Fowler:
I can't believe you had this in your ass !
Rodney Dill:
Harry Potter and the Prison of Assgrabin'
Even though Michael Moore has positioned himself as a champion of the underdog, this recently obtained picture shows that Michael has himself delved into that forbidden sport, Hobbit tossing.
Now available on the Home Shopping Network.
Purchase your own Sumo Mini-me.
Guaranteed to yell "No Fring, No Fring."
Flattened Minime's cannot be returned.
Small Sumo: "What is the most important part of being a Sumo?"
Jumbo Sumo: [shrugs] "Depends."
The invention of toilet paper in Japan was delayed for many centuries, due to the widespread use of 'wipers.'
Yashushi had written off his intestinal problems as hemorrhoids until one day he reached around and removed to offending source of his irritation.
Yashushi's master had often said "I shit bigger'n you." Yashushi never really understood what his master meant until that one fateful day....
"OK OK, Fring OK, Fring OK, but no fratten!"
Charles Austin:
If I can just reach his nuts, I think he'll have to put me down.
Ah yes, the flying atomic wedgie!
I don't think these father-son sumo matches are ever going to catch on.
I don't get it; didn't everybody's Dad do this with them?
They fly through the air with the greatest of ease,
Those daring young men in their Yokozona.
Thanks to all who entered. Please see the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
"I'll get you Bueller, if it's the last thing I do!" - Kevin McGehee
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
Charles Austin:
"Gore Blows His Top" or just "Gore Blows"?
Kind of a weak Monica impression, if you ask me.
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
"Timmy!"
"Do you know that I served in Vietnam?"
No! Pagliaccio non son;
se il viso è pallido,
è di vergogna, e smania di vendetta!
L'uom riprende i suoi dritti,
e'l cor che sanguina vuol sangue
a lavar l'onta, o maledetta!
No, Pagliaccio non son!
Son quei che stolido
ti raccolse orfanella in su la via
quasi morta di fame,
e un nome offriati,
ed un amor ch'era febbre e follia!
Kevin McGehee:
"Today NYU, Day after tomorrow the world!!!"
(Yawn!) "Jeez, throwing these MoveOn.org types all this red meat sure gets boring after the first four and a half hours."
"We will bury you! -- Oops. Miss, could you return that shoe, please? It's part of a matched set."
Former Vice President Al Gore, interrupted in mid-speech, reacts as Elizabeth Eve flashes her panties at him.
fad:
"I need more cowbell!!"
"CAAAAAANNNN YOOUUUUUU DIIIIGGGG IITTTTTTTTT!"
After licking clean the gathered MoveOn audience, Al Gore works on a hair ball.
Blinky:
I hope Big Al does not drive a car or operate heavy equipment in his condition!
Rodney Dill:
"Great Horney Toads! Them Habaneros is hot."
"Hey Miami/Dade, do I still look like fuckin' Pat Buchanan to you."
"Cicada... right... down... my... throat... aack"
It is not uncommon for Democratic statesmen to have their 'deep-throat' reflex kick in at the first glimpse of James Carville's giant, prick-like head.
Road trip!!!
Everbody just... eat me!!!
"Vice President Gore, just what is your response to global environmental pollution."
John Kerry (off-camera): "Now just where did I set down my urine sample."
BREAKING NEWS: An Al Qaeda spokesman today announced the successful completion of their latest terror attack: Flying a fully loaded Boeing 737 up Al Gore's ass.
"Michael Moore, get your tongue out of Tipper's ear... yes, right now!"
Brain Freeze
Former VP Gore was disqualified from the U.S. Farting Open when he sh*t.
"I am not a gay waiter!!!"
Now don't have me break this thang down for nothin'
Now I wanna see y'all on y'all baddest behavior
Gimme some suga', I am your neighbor ahh here we go!
Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
(credit - Outkast, "Hey Ya")
"People are about as happy as they make up their mind to be." - Abraham Lincoln
When Donald Rumsfeld challenged Al Gore to a head butting contest, no-one realized just how far Donald would stoop for a victory.
AK:
"My doctor says I have to take a laxative!"
This podium needs handlebars!!!
JulieC:
The Heimlich Maneuver works on Democrats too
Dean Disease, it's spreading through the DNC
Until this moment, everyone was laughing at the antics of Mini-Me
Jim Skrydlak:
"He stole the election! He lied about weapons of mass destruction! He invaded Iraq! And now his flunkies have smeared my forehead and hair with Crisco!"
Thanks to all who entered. Please see the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
