Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
"And then Janet Reno grabbed my boob like this!" - Michele Catalano.
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
"Next on ABC news... Barbara Walters demonstrates Joni's Butterfly, the vibrator you can wear under your clothes...." - Kevin Jacox.
"And I told Michael Jordan, 'you just sit yourself down there, Mister.'" - Julie Carwile.
"Extend my contract or I'm bringing back Monica Lewinsky!" - Will Vehrs.
"Morley Safer's balls are so big I could palm one like this." - Gary Quick.
"Fly, Fly my pretties! Find Dorothy! Bring me the shoes!" - Mark Mills.
"If you don't visit New York, then I will grab your hair like this and bitch-slap you, you hear me?!?" - Christine.
How do I turn this thing off? - Kevin Jacox.
ABC merges the talk show and reality genre: Barbara Walters' "Claw!" - Will Vehrs.
Once again, Barbara thinks she can be all things to all people. - Julie Carwile.
"One more bean burrito here!" - Mark Mills.
"I see a 55 year-old man with cancer of the colon. Reach out and touch may hand and you will be healed!" - Gary Quick.
Planet Earth, about to be.....recycled. - Kevin Jacox.
Few people realize that Barbara Walters auditioned for the Linda Blair role in The Exorcist. - Will Vehrs.
"Dr. J., it hurts when I do this." - Julie Carwile.
That was the news...THIS is the news on Atomica! - Kevin Jacox.
"Next time he steals the ball from you, grab those dredlocks and get it back!" - Julie Carwile.
"No, no I'm sorry, one, one is the loneliest number. You are the weakest link!" - Mark Mills.
Thanks to all who entered. See the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
"Osama, do you ever go anywhere without that gun?" - Julie Carwile.
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
"Today he's a clone, tomorrow he'll rule the world." - Brent Thurman.
"I'm Dolly. You must be Joe Bob." - Will Vehrs.
"Hey, Big Boy..." - Rags.
That's Princess Dolly to you! - Julie Carwile.
This month's centerfold in Shepherd's Monthly. - Alyx Parker.
"Clone off, asshole!" - Will Vehrs.
"Why yes, I voted for Clinton and Al Gore, why do you ask?" - Brent Thurman.
"I don't think so..." - Rags.
"Are those shears in your pocket or are you just glaaaad to see me?" - Mark Mills.
"I'm as close as you'll ever get to a diploma." - Will Vehrs.
Scientists in have announced the successful cloning of Barbara Streisand which they say appears to be a perfectly identical match. - Franco Skalzo.
"You bought lambskin?!?" - Julie Carwile.
"Gerbils!?! How could that be?" - Rags.
"Leave me alone. Ever heard of latex?" - Will Vehrs.
"See how smooth that is? I'm going to make great condoms!" - Mark Mills.
After his daring and dramatic escape across the Texas border, Henry the sheep was quoted as saying, "I'm no longer nervous" - Brent Thurman.
"There is no way that is going to fit!" - Rags.
"One more 'I love Ewe' joke and you'll discover that wool isn't the only thing that is 'scratchy' around here" - Mark Mills.
"Thanks for last night, Dodd. It was magical." - Echo DeVore.
"Oooohhhhh....cherry!" - Julie Carwile.
"This new beard should prove to the American public in 2004 that I'm the
epitome of the Alpha Male." - Brent Thurman.
"Little Boy Blue? He's sleeping, over there." - Will Vehrs.
Thanks to all who entered. See the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
"And just when Sex And The City was coming back on...." - Rags.
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
Ahmed tried to adapt to the ways of his community, but he and his family still never felt comfortable in Oklahoma. - Will Vehrs.
"Come and listen to a story bout a man named Abdul, a poor mountaineer from the ouskirts of Kabul..." - Brent Thurman.
Do you think they have cable where we are going? If not I hope there is at least a pair of rabbit ears. - Rags.
"No, damnit, for the last time there is no room in back for the TV." - Mark Mills.
"Someday, Momma, I will be on that tv, just like Christiana Amanpour." - Will Vehrs.
"So they loaded up the truck and became Pack-uh-stan-eeeee...." - Caleb Brown.
Some hungry Afghans stole what they thought was a microwave with some frozen dinners inside only to find out it was some unsuable device they could not identify. - Franco Skalzo.
Most Pakistanis decline Best Buy's free delivery service. - Will Vehrs.
"Remember Grandma, if we see the Taliban coming, ditch the TV or it's off with our heads." - Brent Thurman.
"We won't need an antenna. Our new cave has cable." - Will Vehrs.
Ford of India's new Expedition features bike racks, built-in video, and plenty of elbow room. - Mark Mills.
"I hope you packed the remote." - Rags.
"No dear you can't watch T.V. It's against your religion now put your mask back on and get in the kitchen and cook me some Kabul cookies." - Derrell Burrows.
Everything but the kitchen sink! - Andy Feris.
"Of course we will arrange a marriage for you to someone like Jethro." - Will Vehrs.
Road Warrior 5 had no budget at all. - Mark Mills.
Thanks to all who entered. See the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
"Why, yes, I do expect that dressing like a radical Muslim and hiring a lawyer with a pony tail will increase my credibility with the jury."
Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
In happier times, Enron employees spared no expense for executive birthday pinatas. - Will Vehrs.
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
Advertisements for the Mercedes Petulant reach a new low. - Mark Mills.
Another bitter Chrysler executive makes his discontent with Daimler-Benz public. - Will Vehrs.
Bashing the competition at a Honda executive retreat... - Chris O'Donnell.
One man's private "war on terrorism" heats up as he finds yet another of his old high school bullies' cars. - Mark Mills.
A fan reenacts a scene from a Michael Jackson video at the annual gathering of the MJ fan club - Phillipines Chapter. - Brent Thurman.
John Woo is Vin Diesel in "Faster and Furiouser: The Vin Diesel Story" coming this fall on TNT. - Mark Mills.
How a GoodFella makes a car more aerodynamic - Mike Adams.
"So, the nick in my windshield isn't covered under my warranty? Well, cover this!" - Will Vehrs.
Mercedes Bends, Mercedes Dent, Mercedes Bent, etc. - Mark Mills.
"Bees, Bees... and Rats! I hate bees and rats!! Die bees and Rats! DIIIIEEEEE!!! " - Derrell Burrows.
Thanks to all who entered. See the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
