Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
Cunilimber - Dave Pell.
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
Thanks to the complexities of their foreign fonts, only professionals dance to "YMCA" over there. - Mark Mills.
Cheap Shot Woman gravely misjudged the ramifications of kicking Dr. Density in the sac, an error she shall not make again. - Matt Loomis.
The Olympic Committee's house rules for playing "keepsies" is a bit of a stretch... - Jeffrey Harris.
"If you can do this - you too will be able to have American Husband..." - Chris O'Donnell.
Once again Katrina struggles to keep smiling as she once again sees the dry patch on the back of her ankle. - Mark Mills.
"So I sez to da wife, honey, would you consider takin' ballerina lessons? Think of the fun daddy could have." - Brent Thurman.
Well she had caught the ball, but at what cost? Would her government punish her? Would her family ever speak to her again? Would the megawedgie ever stop stinging? - Mark Mills.
Although the Russian bowling leagues (made up primarily of gymnasts) generally score lower than the Americans, they make it interesting to watch. - Phil Millwood.
"Without a good nipple-lift here she'll not break 9.8 with the judges, Bryant!" - Mark Mills.
Thanks to all who entered. See the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
(Kabul - Reuters) - The Grateful Dead and the UN team up to bring bags of grain and extended jams to war-torn Afghanistan. - Caleb Brown.
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
Under UN supervision, the Mexican Migrant Rock Farmer Parade proceeded without incident. - Jason Garrett.
On their 2001 World Tour, the Coasters realized they had reached the point of diminishing returns. - Steve Miller.
Join us for another PBS exclusive documentary featuring the Merry Pranksters in Afghanistan: In Search Of Hashish On The Magic Bus - Brent Thurman.
Realizing their decreasing popularity in the US, the Partridge family goes on the road to Afghanistan. - Kevin Jacox.
Thanks to all who entered. See the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
"Death to Infidels! I will wreak havoc upon your cities with my Shoe of Death!"
Submitted Alternatives:
Nikita Khrushchev's grandson is sadly desperate to get his family back into the spotlight. - Dominic Locascio.
Sweat shop uprising at Nike factory.... Film at 11. - Daryl Parker.
Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
"Nah, the other guy is luck, if you rub my belly I'll just pee on you." - Mark Mills.
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
Ironically, Edwin "Bud" Tottenham grew up to be a complete, heartless, bastard. His only chance for enlightenment was gnawing on a power cord. - Mark Mills.
"Actually, we call him 'Bud' because he is major a dope fiend. With parents who thought that was funny..." - Mark Mills.
Sometimes the use of foreshadowing can get a little heavy.... - Jeffrey Harris.
"Next year on WWF it's the Baby vs. the Buddha, the Infant and the Enlightened in an unholy match to the death!" - Mark Mills.
"Just be glad you didn't give birth to triplets..." - Aaron Johnson.
Nirvana's first album cover was rejected as being too cheerful, too religious, and lacking in "baby wang." - Mark Mills.
Thanks to all who entered. See the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
"Don't ever fire anti-aircraft guns at my planes. My mother fired anti-aircraft guns at my planes once. Once!"
Submitted Alternatives:
You can pick your presidents, and you can pick your nose, but you cant pick your presidents nose! - John Paul Straub.
Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
Rabbit had fond memories of the time he saw the cute little midgets at Disney's "Capitalville". - Chip Cheng, Jr..
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
September 10, 2001 - Two Capitol Hill Security agents give each other a high five. - Caleb Brown.
Timmy and Rarebit's bill was law, now all they had left was a protracted fight with the ACLU, HUD, and PeTA and their dreams could finally come true. - Mark Mills.
"The high-5, symbolizing the pease accord struck between 8 years olds and rabbits, was not quite the 'hare-y' situation Washington is used to these days" - Alyx Parker.
"Silly rabbit! Tricks are for interns!" - Jason Garrett.
"Actually, kid, tricks are for politicians..." - Mark Mills.
"Silly rabbit...Ahh shit, where do you start?" - Jeffrey Harris.
Though Philip's interest in entertainment and acting began with the Trix rabbit, he did not expect it to end there as well." - Chip Cheng, Jr..
Slowly, carefully, Senator Kennedy slipped back into his car. Had they seen him? Did they know? - Mark Mills.
Thanks to all who entered. See the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
"No, really, don't take my picture. I'm not really comfortable being the center of attention."
Submitted Alternative:
"And on today's show, please welcome our special guest healer 'Brother Bubba'" - Daryl Parker.
