"I bet if I put this up on eBay, I can get enough to buy a new goat!"
Submitted Alternatives:
"Damn silver dollars!" - Daryl Westfall.
"When you tell this story to your grandkids, you be sure to leave this part out." - Jeffrey Harris.
Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
"I was so drunk last night.... Hey! Who's that bitch?!?" - John-Paul Straub.
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
"Oh My God! That is sooo cute! That is just adorable! It really is just the most precious thing! Damn shame you letting the dog roll around on it." - Mark Mills.
The morning after Poker Night was never pretty. - Jason Garrett.
Actually, the dog's name is crotchless. - Mark Mills.
"It is estimated that over 60% of the Internet is devoted to pornography. The American Kennel Club, not to be left out of this burgeoning industry, has launched www.AKCpuppyporn.com." - Carly Goldstein.
Much like Dana Plato and Alyssa Milano, Spuds McKenzie is just the latest in a chain of 80's stars forced to enter softcore porn. - Matt Loomis.
I am too sexy for this bed, too sexy for this bed, too sexy by far.... - Mark Mills.
Late Entry:
"When you said you were so wasted you blew chunks, you didn't tell me Chunks was your dog...." - Daryl Parker.
Thanks to all who entered. See the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
"With all due respect to my esteemed colleague, I believe we agreed to refer to the Zionist entity as 'a miasma of infidels' not as 'a cesspool of heretics!'"
Submitted Alternative:
Malcolm Jamal Warner realizes that maybe it wasn't the best time for an image change to boost his flagging acting career. - Jeffrey Harris.
"We will drive you screaming from our lands in a hail of holy gunfire if you challenge us....what? What does 'storming Kabul as we speak' mean?" - Daryl Parker.
Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry (TIE):
"Why, yes, Scotland Yard is just down there. Um..., you're sure you're not a mole?" - Caleb Brown.
"AAAAUGH! A giant rodent with huge ears! ...and some idiot in a gerbil suit!" - Mark Mills.
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
"Do come along, Camilla, darling. You'll ruin your lovely dress in this blasted bad weather." - Carly Goldstein.
"Really, Camilla, Mum said it was cricket. The lads will warm up to you eventually even without your 'extra efforts.'" - Matt Loomis.
The BBC staff missed an important page in the manual for the "When Animals Attack" specials. - Mark Mills.
"So tell me, have you ever been up Richard Gere's ass?" - Gary Quick.
"You're too fat to be an astronaut." - Jason Garrett.
One of these things is not like the other one,
One of these things just doesn't belong..." - Jeffrey Harris.
Prince Charles finds it hard to deny that "Ben" is his illegitimate child, as he looks just like him. - Laura Flamini.
The plushie-love movement finds a new spokesperson. - Mark Mills.
Camilla Parker-Bowles attempts to evade the watchful eye of the Queen. - Kevin Jacox.
McAmbassador HAMster McCheese tries once again to convice the Brits that even rat-burgers are better than what they normally eat. - Mark Mills.
"OK now... you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in, you put your right hand out then you shake it all about?" - Echo Devore.
"Yes, I've read the Prince and the Pauper. But we don't look at all the... look at me, I'm a giant hamster you moron.... Just drop it, ok?" - Mark Mills.
"Oh Di, you've come back! And you always said I was a silly little boy for believing in reincarnation." - Brent Thurman.
"Rodent of Unusual Size, the Fire Swamp is that way." - Becky Terhune.
"Grand Moff Tarkin still isn't quite sure what to think about suggested imperial guard uniforms for the next Star Wars sequel..." - Jeffrey Harris.
HAM: They say we're young and we don't know,
We won't find out until we grow.
HIM: Well I don't know if all that's true,
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you.
HIM: Babe...
BOTH: I got you babe,
I got you babe." - Mark Mills.
"Oh, Camilla, fulfill my barnyard fantasies" - Kevin Jacox.
"Hey bear, pull my finger!" - Echo Devore.
"What do you mean, 'A little Richard Gere action?'" - Mark Mills.
Thanks to all who entered (oh, BTW, for those who wondered - the creature in the photo with Prince Charles is a vole. Yes, really). See the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
Perhaps I wasn't clear before. Allow me to reiterate. Get your hands off my Eggo, M***ER-F***ER! . - Matt Loomis.
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
Sadly, the cameraman in back had just said, "This is the shot of a lifetime." - Mark Mills.
""Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down...." - Jeffrey Harris.
* * * shake... shake * * * "There's got to be some change in here somewhere...."- Aaron Johnson.
The third bounce was higher than the first two, were the "flubber" legends true? - Mark Mills.
"It's not a tumor...!" - Jeffrey Harris.
"I told you! That's my Cheetoh!" - Laura Flamini.
"Tastes Great!!" .... "Less Filling!!" - Jeffrey Harris.
Thanks to all who entered. See the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
Senator McCain refutes rumors of an affair with Jane Fonda. - Brent Thurman.
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
Poor depth perception plus massive paranoia equals great flinching! - Mark Mills.
"GRRR......" - Kevin Jacox.
"Senator McCain again emphatically states that he is not related to Quasimodo." - Larry Alpin.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, if you wanna be my bitch you've got to learn to do the pirate face!" - Dana Kincaid.
"Man, I shoulda taken a dump BEFORE the debate..." - Kevin Jacox.
"Dammit, what is that man doing between me and the TV camera?" - Mike Adams.
"... And I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids." - Sarah K. Mueller.
"If I don't get my way, I am going public with anything that means nothing, just to squash you!" - Tamara Ralston.
McCain psyches himself up to eat another finger. - Mark Mills.
"Woof, woof said the dog!" - Kevin Jacox.
"John McCain, just after losing the congressional Spit-in-yer-eye contest." - Aaron Johnson.
"Tastes Great!!" .... "Less Filling!!" - Jeffrey Harris.
"YUK! That's foul!" - Kevin Jacox.
Without Dick Cheney's amazing 'Curley' the new Stooges act flopped. - Mark Mills.
Thanks to all who entered. See the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
"I'm sorry that I miss tit, I mean, er, that I missed it... your, um, speech at the rally, I mean."
Submitted Alternative:
Grand Moff Tarkin isn't quite sure what to make of the new Imperial Guard uniforms to be used the next Star Wars sequel... - Jeffrey Harris.
