Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
"Upon further consideration," George decides, "the portable penis pump was not such a good idea." - Dana Kincaid.
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
On his return flight from the Mayo clinic, Jay ponders his doctor's suggestion of penis reduction surgery. - Brent Thurman.
Delta's new Cockpit Class seating hasn't worked out like they planned. - Mark Mills.
Frank wishes the guy front of him had skipped the beans in the in-flight meal, as he was smuggling cocaine in ingested condoms. - Kevin L. Hudson.
"I hereby knight thee Official Mascot of the Mile-High Club." - Laura Flamini.
"Oh no, not again!" - Mark Mills.
"Excuse me sir, you'll have to put that condom under the seat in front of you or in an overhead bin." - Brent Thurman.
Chet opened his eyes slowly. It had returned... and this time there was no where to hide. - Mark Mills.
Thanks to all who entered. See the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
"You don't, um, y'know, have to point it out to us. We noticed."
Thanks to NextDraft for the photo.
Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry (TIE):
The irony is, he's looking for the missing link... - Jeffrey Harris.
Herbert continues his futile search for a sense of style. And a toothpick. - Mark Mills.
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
Having received nothing but bit parts since his last major role in Raising Arizona, and breaking his arm in his failed comeback to the boxing ring, Randall "Tex" Cobb has retired to a nudist colony and taken up birdwatching. - Brent Thurman.
Who knew that the villain from Raising Arizona was also an avid bird-watcher? - Laura Flamini.
We can finally lay to rest to age-old 'Nature vs. Nurture' debate, as we see the effects that long term exposure to truckers and film-crews has had on our old pal Clyde. - Jeffrey Harris.
Lessee here: hair, beard, tatoos, jade necklace, cast, nailbiting, backwards binocs, partial nudity...8! I'm just 3 personal quirks short of Michael Jackson's all-time high! - Mark Mills.
While on the ground below the bleachers this man can not help himself: "
*Kzzt* "This is Thor to Odin, I have visual, repeat, I have visual. They do not suspect, I am completely incognito. Thor over and out." - Mark Mills.
Clinical studies reveal that there may be more severe side-effects associated with Olestra than were previously disclosed. - Jeffrey Harris.
Thanks to all who entered. See the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
After yet another night of heavy drinking, Jumbo once again needs some help to get back to the circus.
George didn't understand why his ads to attract more birthday party business weren't paying off.
Thanks to FilePile for the photo.
Submitted Alternative:
"You know, for when the happy murderous clown just won't do..." - Jeffrey Harris.
Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
Nobody ever told him what happens when a princess kisses a frog and slips it the tongue.... - Jeffrey Harris.
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
"Tho whath you are thaying ith thath thongue camoflagth ith a joke?" - Mark Mills.
Jake practices impressing the producers of the Survivor show and is looking forward to his upcoming audition. - Brent Thurman.
With just a dash of saffron guacamole Lars has re-defined the surf & turf special, featured in Martha Stewart "Lizards". - Larry Alpin.
Reggie thinks the best part of camp is the appetisers. - Mark Mills.
After incessantly spouting anti-Democratic ravings on his website, Roger's tongue eventually turned into a toad. [No toads were harmed in the making of this picture.] - Laura Flamini.
He won't be so quick to raise his hand the next time the sergeant asks, "Who's tired of eating bugs?" - Mark Mills.
"Uhhh, let me think.... It's red wine with beef, white wine with fowl. What goes well with slimey amphipians?" - Larry Alpin.
Thanks to all who entered. See the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
The results of recent stock market declines hit home.
Submitted Alternative:
Booming economy. - Rey Wong.
Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
"Wow, these glasses really make the colors smell loud!" - Laura Flamini.
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
"Ohmigawd, like, this mall is totally bitchin'... Woo, I think the sun is getting to me... What do you think, Tigger?" - Mark Mills.
"Rita Marley swears she can see Bob if she smokes a little ganga and dons her 3-D glasses." - Brent Thurman.
"Man, do I look cool in these shades! I sure hope someone gets my picture, this could be my big modeling break!" - Mark Mills.
"One minute you're producing & starring in Hollywood Squares, the next minute..." - Jeffrey Harris.
"The future is so bleak, I gotta smoke weed." - Mark Mills.
""Hell yeah I will pay the 20 bucks to watch this guy chop his off legs!" - Tamara Ralston.
"I like bacon. And eclipses, I guess. Mostly bacon, tho." - Mark Mills.
Thanks to all who entered. See the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
"Which of you yellow-bellied varmits said I couldn't handle the energy crisis?"
Thanks to NextDraft for the photo.
Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
"Man, there is nothing nastier than hairy nipples..." - Mark Mills.
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
"A young Truman Capote signals his wish for a toke." - Donald Sutherland.
"Thassa some sweeta milka, momma-mia!" - Mark Mills.
"Finally, we're beginning to see the first signs that pre-natal drug use is taking its toke, er toll." - Jeffrey Harris.
"Zip it, bitch, I'm trying to sleep here!" - Mark Mills.
Thanks to all who entered. See the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
