Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
"Ummm... chewy...." - Dana Kincaid.
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
"Jenna, a chip off the old block!" - Tamara Ralston.
"There's something about the green ones....." - Kevin Jacox.
Thinking of recent intern problems, President Bush notes to himself that Laura's ass sure looks good these days. - Tamara Ralston.
"This is a work of fiction; any resemblance to Alfred E. Newman is strictly coincidental. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. No user-serviceable parts inside. Use only as directed. Do not eat. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent...." - Jeffrey Harris.
"Nice ass!" - John-Michael Albrecht.
"Hi, my name is George W. Bush and I'm a fucking idiot!" - Thomas Tyre O'Hearn, II.
Thanks to all who entered. See the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates describes how he feels about the anti-trust litigation facing his company.
Submitted Alternative:
"The newly added brainwashing electrodes on the X-Box controllers that force people to buy more Microsoft products have just one minor side-effect..." - Jeffrey Harris.
"Goodness! I speak English better than this and I'm from Poland!"
Submitted Alternative:
"How's he going to have time to rule his country after I tell him how many hail-mary's he has to say for this?" - Jeffrey Harris.
Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
By disguising himself in the congressional shuttle van, Congressman Condit awaits the arrival of a new intern..... - Kevin Jacox.
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
Dan demonstrates the proper way to use his new invention, The Mobile Porta-Pottie for Mini-Vans. For Soccer Moms everywhere! (Scented Slip-on Seat Cover Odor Eliminator not included.) - Brent Thurman.
"It's not what it looks like! I am actually using the bathroom incognito dammit! Like, you can never find a good clean one on the road, right?" - Tamara Ralston.
"Passengers should remain seated until the vehicle has come to a complete stop." - Mark Mills.
"No, I said 'Return you seat-back to an upright position', not 'Turn into your seat-back...'" - Jeffrey Harris.
"Airlines are always cutting corners, but this is ridiculous." - Alyx Parker.
"This seat it not equipped with a flotation device." - Jeffrey Harris.
Since being laid off from his job at Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Chairy has found part-time work in the airport shuttle industry, but says that time has not been kind to him. - Aaron Johnson.
For fear of the recent outbreaks of road-rage, Donald opted for the latest in urban-camouflage. - Jeffrey Harris.
The answer to "What's a nigga got ta do to get a table dance around here." - Mark Mills.
This pay-for-sex traveller to Thailand may have gone too far in attempting to always wear protection. - Alyx Parker.
Thanks to all who entered. See the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
Opera great Luciano Pavarotti demonstrates his newest act: Impersonating a wax sculpture of himself.
Weekly Caption Contest
Winning Entry:
"... and finally God, I'd like a bunny for my birthday because they are sooo cute! Amen." - Mark Mills.
Also-Rans (in no particular order):
"Unlike his better known compatriot, Alex Cooper just didn't seem to have any luck with the ladies." - Jeffrey Harris.
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to..." - Mark Mills.
"Much to Phil's disappointment, the Cleavis, OK County Fair was not liberal enough for his coming out announcement." - Matt Loomis.
"What... what... what's everyone staring at, dammit!?" - Alyx Parker.
"Satan's Pet lead singer, Killjob, stopped his performance to answer questions from curious audience members about the appropriateness of wearing a pink sports bra when leading a mosh pit" - Aaron Johnson.
"Indian women take their revenge by subjecting their male counterparts to the official coming of age ritual, the jeweled forehead" - Sarah K. Mueller.
"Visualize world peace; we can make it happen!" - Mark Mills.
"TEXAS STYLE: Thats what you get for pinching my ass." - Tamara Ralston.
"Come back here and fight like a man, it's merely a flesh wound!" - Alyx Parker.
Thanks to all who entered. See the main blog for this week's Contest Photo.
"I'm sorry, Your Holiness. I've just double checked and these are definitely not Tommy Hilfiger vestments."
Submitted Alternative:
"Your Eminence, it would be a lot easier on all of us if you just kept a hankie up your sleeve like everyone else." - Jeffrey Harris.
