Caption of the Day
 
May 31, 2001


"Oh, well. I'll get this Spock thing down eventually...."

Submitted Alternative:
"Nanoo, Nanoo!" - Daryl Parker.

May 29, 2001


"No, officer, I haven't seen anything strange around here today."

Submitted Alternative:
"What do you mean it's double-parked?? It's a pogo stick!!" - Jeffrey Harris.

"Stand back officer, I am about to subdue this evil doer with a blast from my lightning rod...." - Daryl Parker.

May 23, 2001


"Hmmm.... If I pull my skin down just a little, I don't look a day over 87."

May 21, 2001


"Oh, God! Why did I tell them about that frat party?!?"

Submitted Alternative:
"As The Commencement dragged on the President was glad that he'd hid some extra coke in his watchband." - Roger Lussier.

May 10, 2001


"No sooner had we blasted off than I thought, 'Oh my God! I forgot my toothbrush!'"

May 08, 2001


"Ooh, this anger thing of hers is really turning me on!"

May 03, 2001


"Don't worry, ladies. I'm not hungry just now."

Submitted Alternative:
"Remember, I'll be wearing the Earth costume for the stage show - everybody touch your own country, except, well, maybe Miss Mexico shouldn't...." - Mark Mills.

If you thought that was good, wait 'til you see me open a Miller with it. - Daryl Parker.

 

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