
"Oh, well. I'll get this Spock thing down eventually...."
Submitted Alternative:
"Nanoo, Nanoo!" - Daryl Parker.

"No, officer, I haven't seen anything strange around here today."
Submitted Alternative:
"What do you mean it's double-parked?? It's a pogo stick!!" - Jeffrey Harris.
"Stand back officer, I am about to subdue this evil doer with a blast from my lightning rod...." - Daryl Parker.

"Oh, God! Why did I tell them about that frat party?!?"
Submitted Alternative:
"As The Commencement dragged on the President was glad that he'd hid some extra coke in his watchband." - Roger Lussier.

"Don't worry, ladies. I'm not hungry just now."
Submitted Alternative:
"Remember, I'll be wearing the Earth costume for the stage show - everybody touch your own country, except, well, maybe Miss Mexico shouldn't...." - Mark Mills.
If you thought that was good, wait 'til you see me open a Miller with it. - Daryl Parker.


