As his family looks on with pride, this Palestinian boy receives high marks on his practical exam and graduates from eighth grade.
"When preparing to place a bomb near an English schoolyard, it is vital that yeh carry it with both hands, mind, lest yeh drop it and injure yourself, thereby losing a fine opportunity to strike a blow against the English oppressors."
Something different today... the photo and caption below are not my creation. Rather, they were suggested to me by my friend Suzanne Sidun:
"I wonder if he knows I'm picturing him naked."
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"I really need to get the prescription for my glasses checked...!" - Jeffrey D. Harris.
Recess was fairly calm today at this South Central Los Angeles middle school.
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"After pleading that 'the devil made him do it', the young felon demonstrated the fire-breathing ability that his brief posession left him with...." - Jeffrey D. Harris.
Unable to persuade either the President or the public that a tax cut is a bad idea, Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle (D-SD) decided to throw a temper tantrum instead.
It's so cold today that the lawyers are walking around with their hands in their own pockets.
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On the ground behind this long-standing monument is a tribute to Clinton's last-minute policy changes. - Jeffrey D. Harris.
"Hmmm... I think I went a little too heavy on the eyeliner."
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"As long as the veins in my forehead only pop out when I'm lifting..." - Jeffrey D. Harris.
