House Minority Leader Dick Gephardt (D-MO) illustrates the size of the tax cut he would be willing to support.

"So, Little Johnny says, 'Urinate... but you'd be a ten if your tits were bigger!'"

"Hmmph! How dare you suggest that I knew my brother was being paid to convince my husband to pardon people?!?"

"Indubitably, my wife just might insertify this awardification in my rectal location, if she reads about my other mistress in the Enquirer....

An Iraqi man mistakes Saddam Hussein's picture for that of his favorite goat.

It took some doing, but the hotel workers were eventually able to get former President Clinton out of the pool.

"Bill was right! I feel much freer without underwear."

O.J. Simpson thanks his legal representative while leaving yet another court house a free man.

"Does anybody know what a 'Muggle' is?"

"Gee, I feel kinda guilty about taking that fifth mulligan. I wonder if I oughta add another stroke to my score...?"

Submitted Alternatives:
"I wonder if those library donations paid for any books on how to play golf?" - Jeffrey D. Harris.

"Al, Al, you see the ass on that? Now that's what I call the 19th hole..." - Daryl Parker.